ski tech 

A ski tech describes a person working in a ski shop, turning screws. Ski techs are specially trained in work relating to hard goods such as, skis, ski bindings, ski boots and other technical ski related products.

Ski techs are also skilled at ski tuning, ski boot fitting, ski binding adjustment and ski equipment repairs.

The ski tech at Pepi's Ski Shop sold me a new pair of ski boots and tuned my old skis for a really killer deal.

ski tech by The Snow Prophet May 12, 2010

Ski Bunny Bummer 

This exists when a female is seen in her ski/snowboard gear and appears to be really good looking. Later on in the lodge as she removes some layers you realize she's not as good looking as you thought.

See also "Ski Bunny Bummer."

You meet a hot bunny on the chairlift that can really shred and she invites you for a beer just for you to discover she's not so hot after all. This is where you can yell, "Ski Bunny Bummer!!!"

Ski Bunny Bummer by Afeenom February 25, 2011

ski ramp tits 

usually small tits that have the appearance of a ski ramp because they swoop down and curve up as ski ramps do.

Hannah has ski ramp tits that usually get felt up by guys named Will =)

ski ramp tits by Aubhankar June 11, 2009

ski mask way 

to put on a ski mask and jack a mofo

I get mine the fast way, the Ski Mask Way
-50 cent

ski mask way by Byrdgang4real September 4, 2005

ski jump 

When a girl is jerking off two guys with a dick in each hand, and suddenly from the woodwork a mystery man comes in from behind and sticks one in her ass. Surprised, she thrusts forward as in a ski jump motion, while still jerking the other two dudes off.

She was so wasted last night, she was jerking off two guys when all of a sudden, a mystery man came home from work and popped her from behind. Startled she did the ski jump.

ski jump by Bobby Ghazi January 2, 2006

Ski-slope tits 

Breasts that (large or small) hang down from a woman's chest and then gradually slope outwards and up where the nipple is at the apex pointing outwards if not up. They are NOT droopy or saggy and are not flat against her body.

Any woman whose breasts start forming low on her torso and then slope out away from her body in such a way that they DO NOT point down, droop or hang can be said to have "ski-slope tits".

When you can look at a woman's profile and see that her boobs are almost to her stomach, yet they slope out from her body in such a way that she could use her nipples as headlights while walking down the road; looking ahead and not down has "ski-slope tits".

Ski-slope tits by mtstew August 14, 2009

ski quiver 

A ski quiver refers to a skier's collection of ski gear. A ski quiver can be anywhere from one to fifty pairs, or more, of skis or ski boots, depending on the indivdual's point of view.

I just waxed my ski quiver and all five pair of skis are ready for winter.

ski quiver by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010