Simmon is a guy who hates cutting people off on the freeway. He’s a phenomenal cook, a great listener and loves world history (with an emphasis on royal dynasties). Some say he’s classy while others think he’s mysterious. Either way, he always smells and looks SEXY. Simmon is probably wearing a grey suit and a black dress shirt, tucked in, no tie, with the top two buttons undone. Simmon is also single, but not for long.
by Say it ain’t so. November 23, 2021
Get the Simmonmug. by Stemma October 14, 2022
Get the Anna Simmonsmug. The admin at the i-series event. He has a record of long running of tournament runs, winning over £1,000,000. He goes by the name of the Simmonator.
by Mr Clarke July 26, 2008
Get the Mr Simmonsmug. thats when someone goes past postal and totally freaks the hell out of u by going mental on you. someone u know thats gone totally crazy on you over the past few years.
doing the simmons is what this dictionary definition explains.
by john bublee July 20, 2008
Get the doing the simmonsmug. A "Neely Ray Simmons" is a term that you can refer to someone who is a "boring ass hoe" and/or "a freak in the sheets". This person is usually someone you dislike very much.
by jimmyfallonfan109 December 23, 2023
Get the Neely Ray Simmonsmug. by Neiskke March 8, 2021
Get the Chandler simmonsmug. Oh, she is just a gorgeous girl! She is so incredibly kind and just a warm-hearted person. She might think less of herself but everyone knows she is beautiful. She is fierce and bold and she tries her best in everything. If you are dating an April Simmons shes a keeper!
by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019
Get the April Simmonsmug.