Mark Shapiro

Biggest asshole in the MLB, the General Manager of the Cleveland Indians. He, Dolan, and Wedge have a thing going where they trade away all the top talent on the Indians for shitty pitchers and unproven, low pay, minor league players. Just to have more cash in their uncaring pockets. Does not care about the team or the fans of the Cleveland Indians.

Victor Martinez, who had spent his whole career with Cleveland, cried after being told by general manager Mark Shapiro that he been traded. Earlier in the day, with rumors of a deal heating up, his 4-year-old namesake asked his dad, "Are we still an Indian?"

by mbrad August 1, 2009

SHAPIST

the true deffinition is believing that one shape is superior to all other. Hatred without reason of another shape. ETC.

SADLY today that has changed.

In todays world this is what makes you shapist:

Mentioning shape in any way

Not being totally politically correct

Supporting your shape
Being 3d

Telling a shapist joke

Judging by dimensions
Disliking something someone likes

etc.

Real example of shapist

shapist: (insert shape here) is better than every other shape. I think that (insert different shape) people are disgusting and horrible and should die.

Idiot's example of shapist:

person: I don't like curves
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!

guy: I hate illuminate.

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

dude: My friend has balls

idiot: OMG SHAPIST!

man: I'm Multi-Shaped

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

woman: I'm proud of my shape

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

stranger: So an (insert shape) guy walks into a bar....

idiot: OMG SHAPIST!

by im anti-shaped February 26, 2018

Dog-Shaped

To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.

Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?

The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.

by The Meme February 6, 2009

Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

by kufye October 17, 2021

Qanon Shapiro

Ben Shapiro's evil, dumber, and uglier twin brother Nick Fuentes. Legend has it Nick became jealous of Ben's success and transformed into a racist and holocaust denying jerkoff.

Person 1: Hey Bro, you know Nick Fuentes? Is he racist and antisemitic due to his small cock?

Person 2: I am sure he has a tiny penis, however, he is actually Ben Shapiros long lost evil jealous twin, Qanon Shapiro.

by ChuckDonkey December 28, 2022

A Moon Shaped Pool

Radiohead album released in 2016. While it's possibly their moodiest album to date, it has some of the most intricate songs the band has ever created. It reflects a very emotional, yet creative time for the band. The album includes masterpieces such as "Daydreaming", "True Love Waits" and "Present Tense". A Moon Shaped Pool is a 10/10.

As my world
Comes crashing down
I'll be dancing
Freaking out
Deaf, dumb, and blind
-"Present Tense" from A Moon Shaped Pool

by A Moon Shaped Fool December 25, 2018

shape shifter

Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.

My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.

by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 16, 2005