Shoobriness

The warm feeling you experience when sitting in a seat that somebody else just sat in.

Thanks for letting me sit. It’s so cold. I’m just going to enjoy the shoobriness for a few moments.

by shinsyotta March 15, 2019

Shroom Bud

Cannabis that has become so foul and mouldy it makes you hallucinate when smoked.

Chav 1: "Bro this bud got me seeing stars bro, you sure dis is just weed?"
Chav 2: "Na bro moneys tight G found some shroom bud in mi dads shed."

by Top Grass June 12, 2019

shoob

To be hit with a shoe

My grandma use to shoob me

by Dinkster July 2, 2020

Shnoob

A word somehow invented seperately multiple times by multiple different people referring to a multitude of drugs, particular unskilled noobs and an abstract undefined but nonetheless understood quality.

Person 1: What does "shnoob" mean?
Person 2: Everything, nothing and all the in between.

by FireWolf926 January 11, 2021

Shooba shit

A homeless man who shits in his shoe in public

Hillbilly 1-Omg!!! Hey u some bitch !!! off my property you shooba shit!!!

by Boogerfinger December 10, 2021

Shoobaloo

The one true god of the broken.

Praise Shoobaloo! Praise him.

by LanyKit July 6, 2023

Goober Shnoober

A phrase used to greet an individual who has been acting particularly strange as of late. It is not considered an insult to call someone a Goober Shnoober and rather a polite way of saying hello.

What about my goober shnoober, whats going on?

by CheeseballWasTaken December 20, 2022