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shiftone

A humorous thing to stick at the end of a long list of exclamation marks, mixed in with 1's. n00bs often put lots of exclamation marks at the end of their statement. Sometimes they let go of the shift key partway through, ending up with "!!!111!!" instead of "!!!!!!!!". So people started making fun of that by actually typing out "SHIFTONE".
OMG my brain hurts!!!11!!!11!SHIFTONE!111!
by Mark Pettit October 26, 2005
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are you shitting my dick

A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real
“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied
by bahka78 October 6, 2021
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Shitting in tall cotton.

Someone who's doing better than average and/or moving on up.
Bob has landed a freaking awesome job. He's really shitting in tall cotton.
by Mizz SMW September 10, 2010
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Shitmonster

A shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final blow and slays the shitmonster.

Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.
I can't be too sure guys, but I may have just layed a shitmonster in the toilet.
by ShitSlayer February 26, 2011
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Shitting Hell

"A term used in the occasion of something unusual, unexpected or unlucky. Often when someone is hurt or something shocking happens
Example 1: (man drops plate and it breaks) Shitting Hell! i just broke that plate !.

Example 2:Person 1 : BOO

Person 2 : ahhh shitting hell u made me jump !

Example 3: Shitting hell! steve just got Munched !
by ChrissyBoy123 July 5, 2009
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house shitting

When touring a house for sale with a real estate agent while the owners are out, the prospective buyer takes a dump in the toilet and doesn't flush, leaving a surprise for when the owners come back.
I didn't like the real estate agent or the property, so I did a house shitting while the agent was showing my wife the guest room.
by Spigoon December 19, 2008
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shitting myself

"I was pure shitting myself at that film."
by D-BUCK March 5, 2005
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