Shit dick

When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick

Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"

by niereht December 23, 2016

Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks

Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!

by Ffsgivmeabreak October 09, 2020

Shit Dick

A person who anal fucks too often.

Look over there at Joey. What a shit dick.

by shitty_butthole October 25, 2019

shit dick

were she takes a shit on your dick and you rub it all over your dick and you tell her to turn around and you slap her in the face with your poopy dick

wanna preform shit dick

by someone also i didnt ask April 07, 2021

Shit dick

When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick

Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass

by Crystal meth January 14, 2021

shit dick

the end product of anal sex with a crusty dude & dirty skank

"yo man i heard hailey graham gave nick hoseman shit dick"
"figures, she's a nasty ass hoe who enjoys it up the ass"

by tomark182 June 16, 2016

Shit dick

He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black

When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick

by Snothalothagus January 20, 2018