the dotted snapple snack

this is a very complicated manuever. make sure that you eat a boston cream donut before each ride. secondly, you put a shit, banana, and a snapple into a blender. then remove the liquidated contents. The next step is crucial. pour concoction into a super soaker 5000 LX. roam your local neighborhood, until you come across a midget, then you must spray him in the eyes repetitivly. let contents dry, until a crust forms. then you tie him to a tree and leave him to the animals.

i had trouble fining the midget, but once he was located he recieved a dotted snapple snack that he wont be forgeting anytime soon.

by bob fix May 21, 2004

snapple berry

when ur ho gives u trouble and u run her over

pimp-bitch u best not back talk . ho-fuck u dick wad . pimp-thats it bitch im gonna snapple berry u . ho- y the fuck u run me over. pimp- just cuz bitch.

by abrand August 5, 2009

Stapple

The stem of a pipe

Yo' bazle razzle, I found this dizzy Stapple to match the glass piece swap fo ya! Let me know if you need the linkage. I'm hung up at the moment, I'll be done listening to "To The Pain," when He finnaly looks me in the Eye, and lets it out.

by lillyliverksally October 22, 2009

Diet Peach Snapple

A crazy mixture of happiness, flavor, explosive joy, and fruit. And some tea too. AND NO CALORIES. It's basically Jesus in a bottle.

1: Dude I just got hit by a car.
2: DUDE! WHY?!
1: Diet Peach Snapple in the road....
2: WORTH ITTTTT.

by ilikedietpeachsnapple November 16, 2011

Snapple

When two or more straight guys snuggle (usually really good friends), everyone in witness refers to it as snapple due to the fruitiness of the situation.

Kevin: Dude, i love you, lets snapple.
Cody: i love you too, lets.

by Kevin Death Metal February 24, 2008

Sharpless

One in an office environment, particularly a loner who is physically repugnant and socially unredeeming in any way, who seeks to maneuver by heirarchal flattery and other banal officespace machiavellian tactics more attractive and socially agile co-workers out of their jobs with the sad notion that they will not be around to draw desperately needed female attention from him. Always lives alone. Collects comic books and old rock albums. Assumes the attutude of a hipster without possessing any hipster qualities. Apparently unware of shoulder flakes. Will typically work as an editor and will fire interns who don't sleep with him.

Ugh. That's the third time this week that sharpless loser has asked me out to dinner so we can discuss my writing.

by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004

Shapped

To get stalked and harrassed single white female style on BBM, text, IM, g-chat, email, phone call, etc, with all salutations ending in an "xo" with incorrect grammar

Sally: I just got 6 texts and a missed call from the same person
Carrie: Were the words "youre" and "too" used incorrectly?
Sally: Yes
Carrie: You just got shapped!

by AJ26 March 30, 2011