Dog-Shaped

To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.

Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?

The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.

by The Meme February 6, 2009

Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

by kufye October 17, 2021

Bruce Shadle

Someone who tries to lift more than he should and injures themselves.

Did you see Bob try to lift that engine block. He Bruce Shadle himself and ended up needing surgery.

by SoberAltman February 19, 2022

aaron shales

A swing in &Juliet

One of the best people ever to exist
Always looking incredible

omg aaron shales is so stunning

by xoxanonymoussssxo April 25, 2022

A Moon Shaped Pool

Radiohead album released in 2016. While it's possibly their moodiest album to date, it has some of the most intricate songs the band has ever created. It reflects a very emotional, yet creative time for the band. The album includes masterpieces such as "Daydreaming", "True Love Waits" and "Present Tense". A Moon Shaped Pool is a 10/10.

As my world
Comes crashing down
I'll be dancing
Freaking out
Deaf, dumb, and blind
-"Present Tense" from A Moon Shaped Pool

by A Moon Shaped Fool December 25, 2018

shape shifter

Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.

My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.

by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 16, 2005

Shape up!

Used when someone isn't doing the things he was supposed to do to achieve certain goals.

1_ - You'd better shape up if don't wanna fail that Math exam!!

2_ - Your pad is disgusting.... Shape up!!

by Douglas B March 22, 2007