Shanted

A person who has drank a vast quantity of alcoholic beverages and is unable to communicate coherently.

Danny arrived at Gatwick after the flight shanted, because he had consumed a high number of beers and spirits at the airport before departure but also on the plane as well.

by anonymous June 25, 2024

Shants

Men's shorts too long to be shorts and too short to be pants.

Dad loves to wear his Shants to every party or get together.

by Penny n George May 5, 2023

shants

A clothing item that is too short to be pants but too long to be shorts.

This person is wearing shants today.

by bacondude75 May 15, 2023

Shant-Davidian

A Shant-Davidian is usually someone who is broke, stanky, a bt, a bitch ass hoe, usually resides on Putz Drive, has a pineapple ass haircut, and has no social life.

Damn I know that dude is a Shant-Davidian

by Dank Emperor September 11, 2023

Shants

Thunderwear, progressive disco banger holders, a place yer tadger can take stock without fear of scorn.

He's a different person with those shants on. Stoating about with reckless abandon and chapping folk with little more than a smudge.

by Splocious December 2, 2021

Shant

Slang term for alcohol, normally a pint

"I really fancy a shant after work, you up for it Dave?"

by pompey bangers March 15, 2024

Shants

They are not short enough to be called shorts, but they are not long enough to be called pants. They are right in the middle where the "shants" hang below the knee cap.

Dude, what kind of shorts are those

Those are shorts, man, they are too long to be shorts; them thangs are Shants.

by Shants Lover July 18, 2022