shanghai neck-lick

well it's just what it sounds like. Having your neck licked by some groupie or whatever without your total consent in Shanghai or anywhere.
"Standing at the rim of the violence, I was groped by a drunk punker, complete with a shanghai neck-lick. My contempt for all-things-androgen reached its peak, and, smearing the saliva off my collar, I mined my purse for keys."

Someone Shanghai neck-licks and slobers on your neck or collar.

by badmotherboard September 16, 2006

Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS)

Is when you take a shit in a paper bag then slap someone in the face with it.

Bill: That fucking chode pissed me off so much yesterday i gave him a Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) and he cried. He smelt like shit for the rest of the day.

by ChoadZilla69 February 23, 2010

The Shanghai Slip and Slide

A variation of the slip and slide see urban dictionary ‘slip and slide’ where the girl, while on top, pulls out a bunch of wet noodles and surprise slaps them across the other persons face yelling ‘Ni Hao, bitch!’.

Last night Barbara and I were doing the slip and slide and she whipped out The Shanghai slip and slide variation!

by 2moist4u. June 14, 2024

Shanghaied

The use of raw political power to damage the economic strength of a place that is perceived as a threat to the political leader's continuing hold on power.

Quick! Put up images of the leader. He needs to believe that we support and honor him. We don't want our city Shanghaied.

by Profesor de Inglés May 20, 2022

shanghai shotgun

Massage from a Women with special abilities.
She makes you cum with one hand pump only!
Crazy- isnt it?

Damn bro, i just went to the shanghai shotgun lady. Its real!

by Your-Nickname March 19, 2025

shanghai pacifier

When a slut is giving you head, put your thumbs on the corner of her eyes and move the skin to make the girl look Asian

I made that slut a shanghai pacifier last night.

by Dickpool69 November 23, 2016

Shanghai Stroke

Stroking your dick until completion with chopstick.

Last night I was doing the ol’ Shanghai Stroke

by 5maorwhoppers May 2, 2025