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Shallow cracking

"bro the teacher caught me shallow cracking in class"

"shit bro that's crazy"
Shallow cracking by Bleuberry March 7, 2026

shallow queen

An individual, typically a woman, who is perceived as excessively concerned with superficial qualities, such as appearance, social status, and material possessions, often at the expense of depth or substance in personality and behavior.
She proved herself to be a shallow queen and then wonders why men won't talk to her after blowing up at her last date.
shallow queen by Noisy Jackets November 2, 2025

shallow queen

A female, who displays a superficial or trivial demeanor, prioritizing appearances, social status, or material possessions over depth of character or meaningful relationships.
shallow queen by Type2GenomeManiac November 2, 2025

Quite Shallow 

A Youtube Shitposter that creates videos on the video game Warframe. She is mute and must use a Text To Speech website to create videos for the daily scum to enjoy. Also, send her a Mag or die.
Jill: Hey dude have you heard of Quite Shallow before?
Alex: Nope
Jill: She's the girl that you send your daily Mags to.
Alex: OOOOh.

emotionally shallow 

a person who has difficulty connecting to others; who has no deep emotions; who is also probably self-preoccupied and with no big vision about life
We all knew that Bill was emotionally shallow so when his brother died and he said, "Bummer," no one was surprised.
emotionally shallow by Quilyute43 January 13, 2017

Food Shallow 

When someone only eats from a small selection of food the person likes.
Person 1: Do you like bacon?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Do you like tomatoes?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Do you eat anything? You're so food shallow
Food Shallow by paper233 July 28, 2014