Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"

That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.

by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017

shallow hole

the female version of a small dick which also could mean that the said female is a shallow person

i was day dreaming in my car while at a stop sign for 4 seconds and an suv passes by me coming from the other side of the road which snaps me out of my day dreaming and i see two 18 year old looking young women in the suv i look for 1 second with a neutral facial expression before i shift my focus back on the road in front because of the line of cars behind me and those 2 cunts thought i was staring in their direction because i was interested in them so when i turned my head they made fun of me and assumed i was scared of them or some shit but in reality i was just day dreaming i was like shallow bitches have shallow holes.

by superiorbreed July 8, 2018

SHALLoW

The honor given to a Facebook post if it received all five reactions: Sad, Haha, Angry, Like, LOve, and Wow. (This is similar to the EGOT, the honorary title for a performer who wins an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony.)

The photo I posted of me tossing my child in the air earned me a SHALLoW; it got all six reactions.

by Amish Dale September 28, 2018

Shallow

All white moms favourite song

Radio: *plays shallow by lady gaga*
White moms: TELL ME SOMETHING BOY

by godsavetheoromqueen May 4, 2019

Shallow Cleaning

You get cleaned by Italians with cloths and rags. Normally around the stomach.

Jimmy is going shallow cleaning today.

by ravenghost August 11, 2019

Shallow trout

A woman who takes a man from another woman just to say she did. Such a woman will brag about being with the attractive yet week man.

My family was torn apart by a shallow trout after 13yrs!

by The Mister's sister August 31, 2019

Shallow mouthing

As opposed to deep throating, when it's not possible to achieve due to the lack of inches of a man's penis, shallow mouthing must then be performed.

I ain't doing no deep throating tonight, just shallow mouthing , cuz his dick was tiny.

by NazioftheGrammer April 1, 2017