Brownie Service

An action resembling the notorious Hot Lunch, however with no cum and shit only. Accidentally happens when the clingfilm bursts open before the partner ejaculates, or for partners looking for the ultimate shit.

I tried to serve her a hot lunch but she received a brownie service instead. Either way, she liked it.

by Fyeah1232 June 16, 2010

Pillow Service

Sexual services offered at hotels. A slang term used to refer to prostitution services provided by hotels, to allow guests to be discreet when requesting said services.

"Do you do pillow service?"
"Yes sir, what's your preference?"
"You look nice ;)"

or

"Do you do pillow service?"
"No I fucking don't, you disgusting fuck"

by receptionist1981 February 8, 2012

postal service

A slightly inde band created by some members from DCFC (Death Cab for Cutie). Most notably known from thier work being featured in Garden State. Quite "film schooly" as a personal opinion, and certainly something different to listen to. Great to depart from the mainstream "music" that is fed to us through basic-cable "music channels".

Hey, I think this Postal Service song would fit great over this scene Im cutting for Film Theroy.

by studentoffilm May 23, 2005

self service

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

Selective Services

The most outrageous form of goverment ssexisim that exists today.

Males are forced to sign up with the Selective Services when they turn 18. Females on the other hand are not.
Men are no better at being shot at than women are.

by Danny February 10, 2004

lip service

1. When someone says they're going to do something when they aren't going to do anything to support it. Bankers often give lip service.

2. The act of licking a vagina.

Person A: Oh, don't worry, I'll take care of that right away.

Person B: Meh, that's probably just lip service, I won't get too excited.

by Poncho Franzwarez March 11, 2010

Secret Service

When taking a female from behind, you pull out and spit on her back, then as she looks back you ejaculate in her ear causing her to put her hand up to her ear like a secret service agent covering his earpiece.

He gave her the secret service

by Justin G May 12, 2004