Seagull

Seagull: White bird, usually seen near landfills or beaches.

Oh you mother fucker seagull. You just crapped all over my fucking jacket. Fuck you, you flying rat.

by Dan December 2, 2004

Flock of Seagulls

THE REAL 'Flock of Seagulls' is simply the pluralized derivation of the well known 'Seagull', in which one person jerks it into their own hand and then approaches the soon to be sticky giz receiver, flicks the gew into their face and yells, "Seagull!" The 'Flock of Seagulls', as you can imagine, is performed in the same way by a group of greasy nutters. All of which approach their victim at once from different directions and announce, "Flock of Seagulls!" and fill their targets face and hair with cream of cock.

Flock of Seagulls--
Suzie asked Kimber why she was curled up crying and all covered with gewwy giz. Kimber told Suzie that that mean old Eddie Haskell, Wallie and the Beav 'Flock of Seagulled' her because she refused to give them a Bockcocky party.

by old-man-ed October 17, 2009

Seagull Art Director

The term was coined at ad agencies to describe an art director that avoids involvement in a projects until it becomes a perceived problem at the production phase. Usually a result of forgetting the project was in the works. The art director will make a scene with their production team, order revisions (usually very minor taste fairy changes) and vanish as quickly as they appeared.

This type of art director is sometimes called a "seagull" for short.

Production person 1: "Was that the art director} making all that noise?"
Production person 2: "Yeah, he was being a seagull art director. He swooped in, made a bunch of noise, shit all over everything and flew away."
Production person 1: "Are you going to do what he wants?"
Production person 2: "Nope."

by Maniac in a Speedo May 4, 2018

seagull developer

A programmer who swoops into a new team, shits tech debt everywhere and leaves without cleaning it up.
(pejorative)

Don't hire that person again they are a goddamn seagull developer! Did you see the state of the mess they left behind?

by Loadx June 17, 2020

seagullboi

A little bitch who claims to be older than he actually is. May pretend to have a girlfriend, probably a bandwagon football fan. As of 2020 rooting for Whiners but this could change. Scared of anyone who even mentions a physical or in person confrontation. In arguments fixated on the same phrase as his pathetic brain gets frozen with all the words. ‘HE’ is an assumed gender, actual gender unknown.

Seagullboi, your girlfriend is imaginary and you live with your parents

by 49ers_suck1885 July 10, 2020

Seagull

Thieving and shitting assholes

1: Some robber came in and had diarrhoea!
2: Wow, he's such a Seagull

by Totally didn't make this post July 21, 2022

Sideways Seagulls

Fancy term for {curly brackets}

Teacher: Mm, yes, just be sure to use your sideways seagulls when using set-builder notation.

by tills November 25, 2013