Secondhand Shade

Disrespect or dislike of a person based entirely on what you've heard about them.

"Yeah, I haven't even met the guy, but I've already got shade for him."

"I've absorbed too much secondhand shade to ever wanna meet her"

by orblah October 9, 2019

secondhand yawn

when someone yawns and your body feels the need to yawn too.

"bro stop giving secondhand yawn"

by trixxietreats January 19, 2021

secondhand talking

When you want to talk to somebody, but chicken out and end up talking to your friend near them in the hopes that they'll be eavesdropping.

"I really wanted to talk to Lyle about the game last Friday, but my nerves took over."

"So, what did you do?"

"I ended up secondhand talking to him through Lisa. I sure hope he was listening."

by Shy Problems January 22, 2014

secondhand slop

The act of receiving a handy, lubricated with the spit of someone who just gave sloppy top to someone else. E.g. She blows guy one; guy two is given a handjob with her spit off of guy one’s cock.

“hey bro! did you get top from Amanda last night at the party?”
“no. she blew David last night, but he was nice enough to give me secondhand slop so at least i got that going for me.”

by bigb00tyr3dhead January 22, 2024