1. The act of straightening your hair so poorly, its almost as though you did it with your feet.
2.It's also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal's feases-encrusted fur.
2.It's also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal's feases-encrusted fur.
sick cunt 1- Christ did you see Mary's hair this morning?
sick cunt 2- Chaa, yeah, she's totally got the dirty seal thing going on.
sick cunt 2- Chaa, yeah, she's totally got the dirty seal thing going on.
by Cady XIII May 13, 2009
Get the Dirty sealmug. by That one 🅱️🅾️I July 31, 2018
Get the Land sealmug. A vacuum seal is when a women is getting fucked in her anus, vagina, and giving oral sex at the same time. This is only possible with either 3 guys & 1 girl, or 4 lesbians with strap -ons.
by Brian Begais June 19, 2008
Get the Vacuum sealmug. removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and banging it on their forehead
by dagall September 4, 2011
Get the baby sealmug. a floppy dick that kind of looks like an elephant seal's nose and a moose's face combined. This particularly happens when a guys dick gets rejected by a girls clunge.
by Elephant seal February 10, 2017
Get the seal moosemug. 1. One of many American Special Forces Units (SFU). Often regarded as one of the best in the world; only surpased by the British SAS, and other HIGHLY top secret forces, such as Grey Fox.
2. With more than 10 KNOWN teams now, the Navy SEAL unit is comprised of the "best of the best". Richard Marcinko is probably the most well known and most influential SEAL, as he even created his own unit.
3. Started in 1963, by President Kennedy, this is a "counter-offensive, and counter guerilla task force".
Not very clandestine in the past years. Publisized for recruitment purposes.
2. With more than 10 KNOWN teams now, the Navy SEAL unit is comprised of the "best of the best". Richard Marcinko is probably the most well known and most influential SEAL, as he even created his own unit.
3. Started in 1963, by President Kennedy, this is a "counter-offensive, and counter guerilla task force".
Not very clandestine in the past years. Publisized for recruitment purposes.
Terrorist: Man, this is such a joke. There's no soldiers for miles. And besides, there's no way ANYONE could get through the lasers, many guards, security cameras, spotlights, motion sensors, dogs and trip wires.
*knife pierces through his nec; SEAL pulls his body into the darkness*
*knife pierces through his nec; SEAL pulls his body into the darkness*
by Person who can think for himself. (Adam) April 15, 2005
Get the Navy SEALmug. When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.
by Andrew Schwartz October 1, 2003
Get the Seal the Envelopemug.