meat satchel

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.

How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.

by Johan Spleefster November 19, 2010

douche satchel

A douche mop who continues to be a low level pain in the ass.

kitters53: lol bad call
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel

by NoahRC February 29, 2008

Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel

Example “does anyone know where the shitter is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the shitter is and purposely not tell you! And then wait to see if you wrong yourself! Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .

by Satchelist January 7, 2022

satchel

a hot and silly guy

that guy satchel is pretty hot

by Fluster5 March 9, 2024

Batter Satchel

Slang for a promiscuous woman's vagina who doesn't shower often...... Saving all that batter for later.... AKA- cum dumpster

That slutty chicks batter Satchel needs a good scrubbing..... And maybe some antibiotics!!!

by Jo Duckhunt May 26, 2022

fleshy satchel

another meaningful word to describe a womens fishy crevice

peter knowles is such a fleshy satchel

by rectumraider February 12, 2010

Jostle my satchel

Jostling someone's satchel is when you really mess with someone's chi; their general vibe. The "satchel" represents all the things they've setup in their personal space and you're just jostling it.

I like John but all he does when he comes over is jostle my satchel.

by Aashe October 5, 2017