Jerry Sandal

A person who skirts the fine line between straight and homosexual, and knows it, but refuses to acknowledge it to any of his friends.

Dude, Benny is being such a fucking Jerry Sandal right now... When will he ever come out of the god damn closet?

by BigPenisDude69 November 20, 2019

sandal head

A term to describe someone who is obsessed with sandals; preferring sandals over sneakers; opposite of sneakerhead

Adam: Yo look at this fucking sandal head LMAO
Mohammad: Cmon bruh sandals be comfy tho...

by sc55555 June 8, 2020

sandal

the most dad shoe there is. the males usually try to be 'funny' and wear them with socks, but it just turns annoying and infuriating.

kyle died from wearing socks with his sandals to work.

by jjanipen5 the furry August 8, 2020

pet sandal

say fuck it and get a pet sandal

bro i just got a pet sandal

by retarded crusader August 8, 2020

greek sandal

While wearing a leather sandal, you yell "THIS IS SPARTA" and push your foot into someone else's rectal cavity. Next, while pulling out, the sandal you are wearing gets left behind inside the victim.

Bob: Hey, why are you walking like that?
Nick: Adam gave me a greek sandal last night!

by locohombre September 8, 2016

Sandals Off

Things are about to go down and you need to be ready.

We are going to miss the bus!
Sandals Off, we are running for it

I've got homework for tomorrow.

Sandals Off, going to be pulling an allnighter

by Beyond the Thunderdome! February 8, 2018

captain sandals

A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.

Oh no, there's a coaster under my pitcher if beer, is captain sandals working?

by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017