Stinker and Hooked

When a player (mainly football) has a horrendous performance during a game where they have had no impact, when they get substituted out (hooked).

You would yell: {insert name} STINKER AND HOOKED!

Lee Gunner: Declan Rice with a world class, vomit inducing performance STINKER AND HOOKED!

by pastypalmer20 April 8, 2025

green stinker

when you finger goes into her ass and smell so nasty like green chili pepers

Me: I gave Jeremy a green stinker last night.

Person: Really? :O

Me: Haha yes

by gh0ul March 30, 2020

Flying Stinker

The flying stinker is performed when one participant is standing bent over while spreading their butt cheeks. The other participant takes a running start, jumps toward the first participant while bringing their knees to their chest. The collision should cause the participants’ anuses to “kiss”.

Sorry guys, no basketball for me today. I pulled a glute doing that flying stinker with my sister.

by Andrew the gr8 February 18, 2020

Stinker

A stinker is when a man shits in his hand and then uses it as a lubricant to jack off with . Or when shit is used as a lubricant for sexual intercourse

I prefer a stinker as opposed to jacking off dry. One because it's nice and warm and because that shit smell makes my dick swell

by Bigdickdaddy970 July 17, 2022

Alaskan Stinker

Whenever you defecate, freeze said human waste, and use it as a dildo.

girl: omg can we do an alaskan stinker?
guy: wtf no

by MyFriendsBroIsWeird August 6, 2024

Dirty brown eyed stinker

When a man or woman pulls down their pants, places their asscheeks in someone’s face and farts.

My friend Tyler drank a couple of my beers last night, so I gave him a dirty brown eyed stinker while he was sleeping.

by Boner Bobby December 10, 2023

Madeline Stinker

A sexual act where a person hangs off the side of a bed upside down, while their partner squats and farts in their face.

Bro got hit with a crazy Madeline Stinker last night

by CarlWeezer42069 May 4, 2025