steaming maldive

when ur outside havin sex and have a Diarrhea u take a dump in the females chest which is going to start steaming.

After the steaming maldive the girl looked she was boiling.

by A-turk November 6, 2008

steaming weasel

When you take a shit into a condom, freez it and fuck your girlfriend with it.

Gave her the old steaming weasel the other night.

by jduba336 July 29, 2009

Steaming Titanic

A steaming titanic occurs when you take a shit so large, that half of the shit is in the hole of the toilet and is unseeable and the other half is sticking out of the water. This shit is unflushable unless broken in half.

Dude, the other night at Jeffereys party I drank my body weight in alcohol! I was so tanked i left a steaming titanic in his upstairs bathroom. I tried to flush it and it flooded the bathroom so i bailed!

by Drailed November 1, 2010

steaming seagull

when a woman is giving head to a guy she has an epileptic fit, biting down on the guys penis, whilst flapping uncontrollably begging for help.

hey john did you just see that chick cough up a cock?' 'yeah she looked like a steaming seagull.

by fecal mathers August 6, 2011

Steaming Pudding Surprise

This has of course something to do with the "steaming Pudding" except its more of a prank! This is where you pour again a good amount of Pudding in your asshole! Once again let the pudding sit in there for a couple of minutes to get that great smelling and tasting touch! Then you go up to the person who you wanna prank(WORKS BEST ON SLEEPERS!!!) then you squat or jump or how ever you can fart the entire load of pudding thats been chillin in your ass for the past few minutes right in the face of the chump your trying to prank!!!

Guy: OMFG!!!! I cant fucking believe you just gave a "Steaming Pudding Surprise"!!! Are you fucking crazy!!!

Pranker: DUUUUDE!!!! I so fucking got you with that !!!! hahahahahahahaha

by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011

Steaming Turner

Regarded highly amongst Pagan communities the Steaming Turner, or the Vindr Illr as it was known more commonly back then, is a distant relative of the Cleveland Steamer. It is believed the it predates the Cleveland Steamer by almost 3000 years and naturally fell out of favor as beards historically went out of fashion. It's recent uptick of late is largely thanks to hipsters and the rise in inequality resulting in higher numbers of homeless.

Where the two differ the most is in execution.

After squeezing a deuce out on a willing partners chest it's imperative that before you begin rolling back and forth on the evacuated excrement you performatively tug on your beard and if possible twirl your moustache whilst cackling. Norse communities were known to take this even further, tying their large members to to their beards and using the underside as a sponging area to mop up any excess.

Mikey just pulled off a steaming turner, lets give him a round of applause everyone.

by Cigoler February 15, 2022

Steaming Ramin

When you take a carrot with holes in both ends and stick it in someones asshole, and then proceed to suck up their shit like its water and you've spent the last week stranded in a desert. The traditional cycle of a Steaming Ramin is generally completed when you take all that inhaled shit and throw it back up into a condom, which you then tie into a sort of half puke half shit filled water balloon and throw at an unsuspecting enemy.

"Dude, my ass hurts so much"
"Oh did you do a Steaming Ramin last night"
"Yeah bro"

by BinLadenIsMyCity September 16, 2018