I want to shave off my ball sprouts, but I'm scared I'll cut my balls and my testicles will fall out
by ghostlyt August 03, 2014
When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!
by The Smart Ass June 21, 2015
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 05, 2019
Cute nickname for a penis rising up when seeing something of sexual interest, something naughty or inappropriate.
When he ran into me while showering, I saw the sprout in full bloom.
She's gonna see the sprout this evening.
She's gonna see the sprout this evening.
by Uglybutrare March 06, 2021
by spilling the tea April 16, 2019
sprout dandy’s world is the fine shyt
by sproutlilsluttbh November 28, 2024
by idkwhattocallmyself_gnnrtnttht February 09, 2025