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Spastic

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.
You are a Spastic Timmy.
by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025
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Spastic

Seren Kalter
That girls such a seren Kalter!
Why’s that?
Shes spastic!
by Nigel Mount May 28, 2019
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Highly Spastic

Someone or something existing in an extreme form of either grandeur or inferiority, bordering on the level of disbelief
"The 427 cubic inch V8 in that '69 Chevy Comaro is highly spastic"
"That there top fuel drag car is highly spastic"
"That Martin Bryant is one highly spastic individual"
by Batmayen February 8, 2024
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Spastic

Paisley Robson is a spastic
by CompleteMelt May 29, 2020
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Drastic-Spastic-Mastic

Pretty self explanatory. The butthole town of Long Island. The “ghettoist” town there is. Once a beautiful sea-side town, now full of clowns, drug addicts, drug dealers, wannabe “thugs” and all “white trash” town. Has it’s own IG @Only_in_Mastic where you can see videos of the “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” shannanigans. Where chaos is captured everyday! Including “Bully Joel” the bull who ran through Mastic last month because he went “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” This town includes the reservation aka: “The Rez” where you can score cheap cigarettes and gas amongst anything else you desire but watch out for the drive-by shootings.
Don’t forget to wear your Kevlar we are taking a ride through “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic” where literally ANYTHING can happen! Watch your step the walkways are littered with used “pins” aka: needles 💉 Don’t stay too long or else you’ll turn “Drastic-Spastic-Mastic”
by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
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Spastic T-rex

When your getting a blowy and you nut and they keep going and your arms go flailing and you make noises that sound like a retarded T-rex
Bro I was getting some sloppy last night and she made me do a spastic T-rex shit was insane
by Confused_Cephalopod June 25, 2025
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