Keta Spa

Keta-Spa is a practice where you prepare 0.5 grams of the drug Ketamine into a chess field, like small little squares, and then you set up a nice audiobook or podcast. You take a square every 10-15 minutes until you are unable to take more.

You will get into another sphere of life, focusing on things and thoughts you would never think of when sober. It enhances creativity, reduces stress, and alleviates depression.

You may feel the need to do some yoga or Pilates. Some stretching or fascial training feels really good and reduces even more stress.

Do it together with a good friend in a well-known space without interruptions.

"Hey buddy, would you like to do some Keta Spa with me on the weekend? I am really stressed out from work and having trouble being creative."

by Interrator July 28, 2024

Auto Spa

A one-stop shop for all your car’s needs, both mechanical and cosmetic.

After I drop my girl off at the actual spa today, I’ll be heading over to the Auto Spa to get my car fully detailed, oil changed, and tires rotated.

by CAR717 December 2, 2022

Spas

If your name is Spas you are 100% straight

People named Spas have big PP’s

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Glamlife Party Spa

A mobile place to party with manicures , pedicures and facials.

let's party in a beautiful glamorous way at Glamlife Party Spa!

by Glamlife Nails September 20, 2016

Spa Gook

an ethnic slur for an Asian Italian person

"look at that spa gook over there"

by Rebootfailed March 22, 2019

Captain’s Spa Day

To listen to loud music while drinking alcohol in the shower.

“After a long day, I like to grab a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, blast some TOOL, and have a Captain’s Spa Day.

by StogieBoi September 13, 2020

Spa

Shortened version of "spastic", often uttered in the south-west of Ireland.

Used to describe an annoying/ stupid individual.

"That fella never shuts up."
"Ya, he's a fair spa."

"Your man broke his ankle doin' the bollox. He's some spa."

"I'm not buying cans for you, goway you fuckin' spa.

by The Ghost of Eamon de Valera October 9, 2021