crackle spackle

a faggot nigger who likes big nasty cock

you fuckn crackle spackle

by jew cunt May 30, 2018

Spackle burgler

A person who licks his own half dried cum from his girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?

by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

spackle burglar

To lick your half dried cum from your girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?

by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018

Spackling the kitchen

The act of ejaculating on a woman's a Anus, Leaving a large Warm gooey puddle on her anus and enjoying Immensely.

She loves it when you pull out " spackle the kitchen " after devastating that pussy.

Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .

by Sir Richard Guntington Fellows May 23, 2019

Crackle Spackle

A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.

Wow man....that dude could use some Crackle Spackle....

by Samerella October 7, 2016

Spackle

Its what your semen does to things after shooting an extremely large load.

I came so hard that i even got spackle in my own eye.

by Boss ninja13 December 14, 2019

spackle my weenus dongle

A tight-knit group of people with joint cares, a singleness of mind, and a collective evaluative perspective on life.

God has brought this spackle my weenus dongle together in such a way that we identify and share with one another in Truth, Goodness, and Beauty. We care about eudaimonia (good that is desirable for its own sake, the highest human good, how best to live) for this group of friends collectively, but also for each person in the group individually.

by The Perfect Burrito December 19, 2022