A small Merseyside seaside town, sometimes known as Sowie. The population mainly consists of retirees, chavs and people too broke to visit Blackpool.
"Want to go to Southport for a picnic?"
"Ew no, it's full of chavs and there are turds on the beach!"
"Ew no, it's full of chavs and there are turds on the beach!"
by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
Get the Southport mug.A shithole suburb with a beautiful setting. This suburb lays on the northern end of the gold coast, Australia. With beautiful parks beaches and amazing weather the town is largely made up of government aides such as mental health the main hospital and the largest dole office.
The suburb of southport is made up of half decent people who fear for thier lives after dark from theother half who are rehab ridden street walking filth that will rob you blind for another hit of heroin and a cheap fuck at one of the "massage" parlours.
The suburb of southport is made up of half decent people who fear for thier lives after dark from theother half who are rehab ridden street walking filth that will rob you blind for another hit of heroin and a cheap fuck at one of the "massage" parlours.
by !ihatethisplace! January 16, 2011
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A city in Texas where many of the people are mean and stuck up, but many are actually nice, intellectual, and fun to hang around with. Some people get bullied but people stick up for them. Southlake has great schools and a wonderful athletics division. Sometimes the coaches seem to care more about sports though.
Some of the girls and boys here are stupid, mean, pathetic, and snobby. They most commonly wear ( and own) 120 dollar Miss Me jeans, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, Sperry's, Uggs, Nike, Under Armor, I phone 4s, and stuff from Tyler's. Other people are great to hang out with and more, though. The children will try to act much older than they really are and date at the age of 10, which is strange considering the fact they can only see PG rated movies.
The parents are mainly people who do not want their special children to grow up how they did, so they shower them with materialistic items and compliments, even though they are the future terrorists of America. Blame them.
I have grown up here, in Southlake, and have found amazing people here amongst the others. I am a straight A student in all accelerated classes. I have mastered Spanish, French, Mandrin Chinese, and Italian. If you want to be intellectually challenged, you should come here.
Yes, Southlake has some bad seeds in it, but doesn't every city? It is a wonderful place to live and shouldn't be judged by only the snobby rich kids.
Some of the girls and boys here are stupid, mean, pathetic, and snobby. They most commonly wear ( and own) 120 dollar Miss Me jeans, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, Sperry's, Uggs, Nike, Under Armor, I phone 4s, and stuff from Tyler's. Other people are great to hang out with and more, though. The children will try to act much older than they really are and date at the age of 10, which is strange considering the fact they can only see PG rated movies.
The parents are mainly people who do not want their special children to grow up how they did, so they shower them with materialistic items and compliments, even though they are the future terrorists of America. Blame them.
I have grown up here, in Southlake, and have found amazing people here amongst the others. I am a straight A student in all accelerated classes. I have mastered Spanish, French, Mandrin Chinese, and Italian. If you want to be intellectually challenged, you should come here.
Yes, Southlake has some bad seeds in it, but doesn't every city? It is a wonderful place to live and shouldn't be judged by only the snobby rich kids.
Faith: Southlake is a wonderful city, but some people are snobby.
Ali: Yeah, well every city has those people.
Ali: Yeah, well every city has those people.
by ccrunner3064 December 27, 2011
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I'm so sick of these stupid south park kids writing the same definition over and over. Are they retarded?
by After that I said... December 29, 2010
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south park episode 306: sexual harassment panda
Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…"
Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here!
Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.
Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker.
Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment!
Petey: Uh-oh.
Stan: What?
Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money.
Petey: That's right, he can.
Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker!
Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him!
Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."
Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…"
Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here!
Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.
Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker.
Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment!
Petey: Uh-oh.
Stan: What?
Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money.
Petey: That's right, he can.
Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker!
Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him!
Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."
by south_park_kicks_ass June 11, 2006
Get the South Park mug.A toxic show with an equally toxic fandom in which fans no longer watch the show for its content, but to ship characters and see whether their ship will sink or sail.
According to fan logic, every character is either secretly gay or bisexual, or at least sexually starved for the first character they interact with for 5 seconds in an episode. The boys are all also cute bishounen (especially Kyle, who is the most bishi of them all), and all the girls should be portrayed by Instagram models in a live action film. Also, god forbid you say Kyle and Heidi should not be together, as Kyle is so pure and incorruptible that he deserves Heidi who can also do no wrong (note my sarcasm). They “deserve each other” for the sake of giving both characters a relationship and both are victims of Cartman’s abuse. Wendy is also a man-hating, straw feminist and complete trash, according to most Style (Stan and Kyle) fans, as she gets in the way of every fangirls gay fantasies. Oh, and Tweek and Craig were always totally gay for each other. It was never forced, and Kenny is a pansexual who low-key has the hots for Butters (who is secretly a trans gay person).
And if you ever disagree with the above headcanons and logic, then you are just a hater with too much sand in your vagina.
Note that most of these fans are obsessive INFP fangirls who love cosplay and secretly masturbate to erotic fan fiction about 10 year olds they have sexualized and “aged up” at their own convenience.
According to fan logic, every character is either secretly gay or bisexual, or at least sexually starved for the first character they interact with for 5 seconds in an episode. The boys are all also cute bishounen (especially Kyle, who is the most bishi of them all), and all the girls should be portrayed by Instagram models in a live action film. Also, god forbid you say Kyle and Heidi should not be together, as Kyle is so pure and incorruptible that he deserves Heidi who can also do no wrong (note my sarcasm). They “deserve each other” for the sake of giving both characters a relationship and both are victims of Cartman’s abuse. Wendy is also a man-hating, straw feminist and complete trash, according to most Style (Stan and Kyle) fans, as she gets in the way of every fangirls gay fantasies. Oh, and Tweek and Craig were always totally gay for each other. It was never forced, and Kenny is a pansexual who low-key has the hots for Butters (who is secretly a trans gay person).
And if you ever disagree with the above headcanons and logic, then you are just a hater with too much sand in your vagina.
Note that most of these fans are obsessive INFP fangirls who love cosplay and secretly masturbate to erotic fan fiction about 10 year olds they have sexualized and “aged up” at their own convenience.
by LizaChumbalaya October 11, 2018
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Ex #1
Mr. Garrison:ok class wats 5x2.......come on dont be shy clyde
Clyde: 12
Mr.Garrison: ok how bout someone whos not a complete retard ...kyle
Kyle:i think i no the answer mr. garrison
Cartman:mmhmhmhmhmh
Kyle: shut up fat boy
Cartman: dont call me fat u f****** jew
Mr. garrison: eric did u just say the f word
Cartman: wat? jew?
Kyle:no hes talking about f*** u cant say f*** in school f****** fat a**
Mr. Garrison: KYLE!
Cartman: y the f*** not
Mr. Garrison: ERIC!
Stan: dude u just said f*** again
Mr. Garrison: STANLEY!
Kenny: f***
Mr. Garrison: KENNY!
Cartman: wats the big deal it doesnt hurt anybody f*** f****** f**
Mr.Garrison: how would u like to go see the school counsler
Cartman: how would u like to suck my balls
Mr.Garrison: wat did u say!!!
Cartman: im sorry im sorry actually wat i said was *gets loudspeaker* how would u like to suck my balls mr. garrison
Stan: holy sh** dude
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Ex #2
kitty: meow
cartman:no kitty thiz iz my pot pie
kitty: meow
cartman: no kittys a bad kitty thiz iz my pot pie
kitty: hsss
cartman: mom kittys bein a dildo
cartmans mom: then i no a certain kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonite
cartman: .....wat???
Ex #1
Mr. Garrison:ok class wats 5x2.......come on dont be shy clyde
Clyde: 12
Mr.Garrison: ok how bout someone whos not a complete retard ...kyle
Kyle:i think i no the answer mr. garrison
Cartman:mmhmhmhmhmh
Kyle: shut up fat boy
Cartman: dont call me fat u f****** jew
Mr. garrison: eric did u just say the f word
Cartman: wat? jew?
Kyle:no hes talking about f*** u cant say f*** in school f****** fat a**
Mr. Garrison: KYLE!
Cartman: y the f*** not
Mr. Garrison: ERIC!
Stan: dude u just said f*** again
Mr. Garrison: STANLEY!
Kenny: f***
Mr. Garrison: KENNY!
Cartman: wats the big deal it doesnt hurt anybody f*** f****** f**
Mr.Garrison: how would u like to go see the school counsler
Cartman: how would u like to suck my balls
Mr.Garrison: wat did u say!!!
Cartman: im sorry im sorry actually wat i said was *gets loudspeaker* how would u like to suck my balls mr. garrison
Stan: holy sh** dude
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Ex #2
kitty: meow
cartman:no kitty thiz iz my pot pie
kitty: meow
cartman: no kittys a bad kitty thiz iz my pot pie
kitty: hsss
cartman: mom kittys bein a dildo
cartmans mom: then i no a certain kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonite
cartman: .....wat???
by xXtwilightXx December 27, 2009
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