Nickname for a small squeaky lil bawbag who loves cock crunchin just as much as muff munchin. Also will usually lie and sneak behind peoples backs to get his/her way and will suck so much cock just to be popular.
Ashley: Dude! I totally sucked paul off last night it was awesome!
Steve: WTF man! you are actually such a smash!
Paul: So what man he sucks like a pro!
Brian: (dreamingly)Hes everything a guy could ask for........
Steve: WTF man! you are actually such a smash!
Paul: So what man he sucks like a pro!
Brian: (dreamingly)Hes everything a guy could ask for........
by dempywempy May 16, 2009
To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey
man what did you do saturday night?
oh nothing man just watched the hockey game then smashed myself.
Oh, was it a good smash?
oh nothing man just watched the hockey game then smashed myself.
Oh, was it a good smash?
by Seahorn February 17, 2009
by chloe blue January 31, 2008
1. To have sex with a women real good.
2. To go to the restroom and take a big shit.
3. To beat some one or something up.
4. To head to sleep.
5. To leave fast
2. To go to the restroom and take a big shit.
3. To beat some one or something up.
4. To head to sleep.
5. To leave fast
1.You see that girl? damn i would smash!
2.Yo wheres ur bathroom man i gotta smash so bad!
3.He was running his mouth so we smashed on that dude.
4.Yo I'm tired I'm bout to smash out.
5.Yo you ready to go? Yea lets smash out.
2.Yo wheres ur bathroom man i gotta smash so bad!
3.He was running his mouth so we smashed on that dude.
4.Yo I'm tired I'm bout to smash out.
5.Yo you ready to go? Yea lets smash out.
by Marcus dat 702 kid October 17, 2008
To bang a female so hard she throws up the kool-aide you had been drinking together earlier, and then you give her a straw and she drinks it again
Hey Eric did you see that fat girl leave my house last night, i so totally smashed her while watching rugrats
by MC White Hammer May 18, 2009
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