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pants-shittingly awesome

An event so powerful and moving that it causes a sudden and terrifying eruption of the bowels
Have you seen that new movie yet? It was pants-shittingly awesome
by Brosef Dudeofski June 26, 2010
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shitting like a demon

1.)Defecating in a violent, uncontrollable manner that upon completion leaves one feeling weakened, unstable on their feet, and possibly light headed.

2.)Taking a devilish delight in defecating including, but not limited to: turning and looking upon the feces (hopefully located in a toilet bowl) with disgust and satisfaction; hoping the person in the next stall is gagging on the resulting stench; and loudly emitting moans or grunts that could be taken for either pleasure or pain by those close enough to overhear.
I need to sit down for a minute because I just finished shitting like a demon and now I'm dizzy.
by EmaHumongous305 May 18, 2011
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Side-shafting

During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.
During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.
by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010
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Shitting tile

A loose piece of tile that you place on the floor for your weasel to shit on, so that he doesn't shit on the floor.
Greg placed a shitting tile on the floor so that his ferret Shikamaru would stop shitting on his carpet.
by kreegan July 25, 2011
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Shitting in the dark

A metaphor used for when you're committed to a situation but are unsure how it is going to turn out. When you are "shitting in the dark" you have to complete the task whether you know what your doing or not. It may turn out to be messy or it may be a success.
Bob really left me "Shitting in the dark" on this one.
by Tommonz May 24, 2012
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thrill shitting

When your crap is so huge or messy that you leave it unflushed so the next user can thrill to it as well.
" I caught a wretched thrill Shitting in the dorm restroom today."
by FilmoFreddy March 18, 2017
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cry shitting

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation
Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.
by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017
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