take me up the shard

Meaning: To be treated to a day up in t'smoke, in particular a visit to The Shard

'Take me up The Shard............My boss promised that if we made a profit he would 'Take us up the Shard'

by Cheffy14 February 07, 2018

go commit snort glass shards

A form of suicide that is very painful

hi i would like to go commit SNORT GLASS SHARDS

by Gamerboss3355 December 03, 2019

Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.

I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law

by Chemist95 November 23, 2024

liquid shard

A liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake.

Peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his bum cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.

by Mexican midget June 29, 2017

lonesome shard

The lonesome shard is always out at night. Ice makes them nice.

Theyre always paranoid , they are sneaky and suspicious. They may never be seen asleep.
And don't ask if theyre hungry .

Toothless as fuck .

Person 1) why do you stay inside all day and tweak out?
Person 2) I'm a lonesome shard.

by Yourlksdkkk May 18, 2020

Rush Shard

A mantra modifier that increases mantra speed and increases distance.

He put a Rush Shard on his mantra.

by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024

Shard mites

The bugs under your skin from a constant use of methamphetamine or shards in slang this month furniture store it runs off of Wi-Fi or you can you can run it without a memory card you smoking Ben activated motion activated no

Your arms and face are eating up by Shard mites from picking at them

by Hater proof November 06, 2020