Legend has it this creature is the laziest to roam the earth. Some say a chain smoker, some say silly guy who just likes to chase a father figure around. At the end of the day still that silly little boy who can’t keep his boots tied, and half the time he has no idea what the fuck he’s doing.
Intense anger - a boiling point - one reaches when listening to Diane Sawyer spew her nonsensical, politically correct BS, leading to screaming expletives and wanting to throw shit, including the fucking television that mummified bitch is on.
Bob: Hey, did you see Diane Sawyer after the election? She appeared drunk and was practicallyincomprehensible.
Ted: She was sucking Barry O's cock so hard and acting like such a retarded cunt, I was thrown into a bout of Sawyer rage. I had to take a triple dose of ativan just to keep me from destroying my apartment.