satanism

There are many brands of Satanism, I'll outline 2 of these:

First, there is LaVey (I think) Satanism. This promotes worship of one's self, practicing indulgence in the 7 "deadly" sins, and other such things. This is pretty much just a step up from Atheism where instead of the high range of morals that Atheists have, you get "lower" morals. (An Atheist can still believe in what the Cristian Church preaches in terms of morals. i.e. monogamy, abstinence before marriage, etc. while not believing in God. LaVey Satanists can't have similar morals to the Church.) This practice has nothing to do at all with Lucifer, or any of his followers. These are not bad people, freaks, or any of the other labels they've been given on this site.

Another type of Satanist is the Lucifarian (SP?) Satanists, who worship Lucifer (Satan, The Devil, The Fallen Angel, The Morning Star) as their idol. These people worship Lucifer because he is the bringer of forbidden light, he wanted humanity to have the knowledge that God and his angels do. I think they believe in a sort of "unholy trinity" consisting of Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Astaroth(SP?), though I'm not sure about that last point.
Note: Neither type of Satanism are bad people, they believe what they believe, discriminating against them is just as bad as discriminating against Muslims, Jews, or any other religion. Also, Satanist being anti-Cristian is of no importance, as all monotheist religions are anti-other religions.

P.S. I'm atheist, so this is fairly objective =D
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Satan

The guy who gets alot of letters to santa from dyslexic kids
Child:Mommy look I wrote a letter to santa
Mother: Jesus Christ please help my child for he is possessed by satan
by Jesuslover199;) June 21, 2018
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Satan

"look at the Fortnite player"
'You mean Satan?"
by Oli2498 June 3, 2020
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Satan

Satan didn't like Bob Ross taking his name in vain and saying beat the devil out of it. Unfortunately Bob Ross's hair, means Satan can never find him.
Satan like the serial masturbator he is, takes his dick out, looks down at it and says I'll beat the Jesus out of it.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020
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Satanism

Satanism is Bullshit, Satanism doesn't exist, Satanism Is caca, Satanism is ew, Satanism is fucking useless, Satanism is wrong, Satanism is bad, Satanism is ugly, Satanism is Cringe, Satanism is L, Satanism is dung, Satanism dirt. SATANISM ISN'T FUCKING REAL

If you're a Satanists and think i'm being a Bitch, You can go and kiss your leaders ass. Turn to God and Repent it's not to Late.. He is All-Forgiving. Satan is evil and will make you suffer in hell anyway. For my non-satanists friends, lets hope that Satanism will end and that all Satanists will come to their senses.

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Satanist: I love Satan! He was there for me and he keeps me safe :)
Non-Satanist: Shut up, Jesus was there for us and is the reason that we are here.
Satanist: No he wasn't
Non-Satanist: Go to Church, Repent and Cleanse yourself with Holy Water
Satanist: No >:)
Non-Satanist: Read the Holy Books and you will Understand. Satanism is Bull.
Satanist: NO

Non-Satanist: Go keys without the e
Satanist: I want to be with Satan anyway *khs*
Satanist: SATAN <33 THANK YOU FOR EVERYT-
Satan: *makes eternal suffering for Satanist*
by Funtime Ennard October 10, 2023
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Satan

My mom dont got cigs now shes satan
by Anarchist antichrist 666 December 12, 2018
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Satan

Basically Gaby in her meltyface form..

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OH MY GOSH! SATAN JUST KILLED THAT ANGEL!
by ShuBaby October 15, 2017
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