The Sands Effect

The Sands Effect occurs when you spend a night out drinking and get lucky enough to bring a girl back to your place. You only got the girl over because you were drunk and loose and free of any pressure. But because you were drunk your cock stays limp as if it were filled with sand. And because of this, sex is not and option. You go out the next night without drinking hoping to get the same girl over once more. You see the girl and at first she seems willing, but sober you is not good enough to get the girl over. So that night you go home with a cock harder than a rock, but with no female, only your left hand. And that ladies and gentleman is the sands effect.

One week into college Mateo had suffered The Sands Effect on three different occasions.

by Willy Boof September 18, 2019

Sands National Academy

School located in amman, jordan. Full of nawar and dumb bitches. So fucking dumb that they keep asking the same question over and over. There’s this girl named leen and she’s so fucking annoying, has a high gpa but for what??? She’s fucking dumb. And Suzie is literally obsessed with Leen ugh

Josh: “what’s the worst school ever?”
Me: “Sands National Academy”

by imfattypatty October 22, 2019

Sandisa

Sandisa is brave, courageous and most loving person you’d ever meet. She’s been through a lot but you’ll never see it and will be lucky enough to hear about it. Beautiful inside out and never seems to find her match of friends correctly. If you have a Sandisa in your life, protect that rare gem.

Sandisa uthando (we’re growing more love)

by Sweetheart56 January 29, 2021

Shower Sandal

The act of placing a freshly used rubber in the shoe of a sexual parter, usually a hutch.

Lauren almost shit her pants when she realized I had just given her a Shower Sandal.

by Gul Kr3w January 9, 2008

flying african sandal

when you take a shit in a sandal, flipflop, chanckla, (e.t.c) and throw it at some one.

remember when i threw that flying african sandal at that guy

by zombiezedtwin12 June 19, 2010

San Diego Sandcastle

San Diego Sandcastle, noun; When a couple goes down to the beach, makes love, and the man finishes by spraying his natural sand-glue on the lady's naked boobs. The couple then finishes by building two sandcastles, one per boob, with the boobs and sand-glue as a foundation.

Dude, last night that hooker slut Tori and I went down to the beach and I totally gave her a San Diego Sandcastle.

by NotYourAverageLunch January 15, 2013

sandish

A scat related sex act involving two people, whereby one participant (male/female) lies face down while the other (male/female) lies on their back on top of the bottom person. They arrange themselves in a manner which allows both anuses to line up (usually best accomplished by lying opposite directions: head to foot) then both participants defecate simultaneously, creating the most wonderful feeling ever.

Bernnie and Leroy performed the sandish last night and it made a huge mess on mom's bed.

by Darren Berrnarrd December 7, 2006