Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009

slapping the black man's knee

To masturbate vigorously.

Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.

by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015

Black man's dream

Slang used for maple nut ice cream, which is extremely tasty and cherished by many African Americans.

Zeb asked Ray what he had to eat as he opened up the fridge. To Zeb's pleasant surprise, right next to the frozen hot dogs, sat a carton of black man's dream.

by Sacramento Solon December 22, 2016

black man's willy

Term used for a BMW that has all the extra bling for added performance. Usually an M3 with all the accessories.

Hey Johnny, did you see that Black Man's Willy I bet that makes the girls wet.

by Alphaghettisoup November 17, 2016

It's Cuz Your Black

A saying that is said everyday usually in a non-racial (most of the time) way, this quote is used just to mess around with your black friend, but may still get mad because you said it, however this is a very popular catchy phrase that should get said at the right unexpected moment, and is usually always funny if used at the right time and not exaggerated.

Leondre: Yo Izzy.. I didn't get the job at pizza hut..

Izzy: It's cuz your black.

by izzy863 February 23, 2010

Black man's shrimp

slang word for (fried chicken wings) a favorite food served at parties or urban gatherings.

while at the bar we drunk beer and ate black man's shrimp

by Carl E. Dixon May 29, 2007

Black man's shrimp

slang for (fried chichen wings) a fravorite food served at parties or urban gatherings.

while at the bar we drank beer and ate black man's shrimp

by Carl E. Dixon May 29, 2007