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Reverse Jack Syndrome

Reverse Jack Syndrome (RJS) is the opposite of the syndrome Robin Williams had in the movie "Jack." His character's affliction caused him to grow physically old while still being young in terms of years - RJS is the reverse of this. A person with RJS is relatively young and young-looking but acts and feels as if he/she is approximately 70 years old. For example, a person with RJS is almost always cold, regardless of temperature (this leads to wearing unfashionable slippers at home); has trouble hearing, thus the TV volume is always very loud; likes food commonly associated with old people, for ex. meatloaf and salisbury steak; has trouble with new technology; has preferences in terms of music, books, and culture in general that are usually linked with old folks; and is generally crabby, with the demeanor of a cranky old person.
"Jimmy, why is it 90 degrees in here? WTF?"

"Its cold in here."

"Ah, must be the Reverse Jack Syndrome acting up again."
by Drew D. from Kansas August 6, 2007
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reverse Rackstraw

To reverse Rackstraw a girl is to succeed in getting with a sobre female whilst utterly gazeboed. It is a daring and difficult move to perform and requires years of practice to perfect.

See also Rackstraw.
"Did you see Rustin reverse Rackstraw that girl last week? What a lad!"
by pussysmasher69 November 12, 2012
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reverse boob envy

(Noun)
The resentful desire of another woman's smaller breasts. The opposite of the more common and well-known boob envy, in which a woman envies another female's bigger boobs. Reverse boob envy, also known as small boobs envy, is not well known to most men, but is felt by many women to be true, since small breasts are often more practical, and not seldom just as beautiful as bigger jugs.
"Lovely picture of these two girls! Rare example of reverse boob envy. Look at that girl, envying her gorgeous flat chest."
by Monticello-W October 21, 2016
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Reverse diddle

The act of paralysing a girl by fisting her then fucking her or someone in front of her.
by Marcus the 3rd April 5, 2017
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Reverse Hitch Hiking

The act of literally becoming an Uber or Lyft driver for the sole purpose of transporting YOURSELF to a specific destination while getting paid to do so. Having the ability to pick and chose your rider based on their final destination (which would be in the exact direction you need to go).
- I'm strapped for cash but I really want to go on a cross country trip... What can I do?!

- I know... Have you ever considered Reverse Hitch Hiking?! You would actually get paid to drive people in the same direction you are headed!! Isn't that genious??
by Brocc218 November 7, 2018
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toilet reverb

the acoustic effect a crapper has on a fart. when one farts into said toilet it echoes inside the bowl thus increasing the volume a considerable amount. this is not unlike yelling into a cave.
i was trying to stealthily take a dump at my girlfriends house but thanks to the toilet reverb she broke up with me.
by kinitsu hayabusa November 21, 2010
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Bowl Reverb

The extremely loud reverberation in the toilet bowl after you release a massive fart while taking a shit. This usually happens when you're trying to take a quiet, stealthy dump. Comes in 2 different forms:

1: Dryfire - Easily the loudest and most boisterous of the 2. Pure farts with no fecal matter; these happen from pushing hard or being constipated. These are so loud they could be heard from 30ft away or more with crystal clear clarity.

2: Explosive - These aren't as loud, but way nastier sounding. These happen with the occasional normal shit, and are 100% bound to happen with bad diarrhea. One of the nastiest sounds on Earth, but hilarious if you manage to hear them coming form someone else.
I was walking by the men's room at Taco Bell the other day, but had to stop and listen because someone had some intense bowl reverb. I came back to my table laughing my ass off.
by mcniggleston December 1, 2011
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