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Sunday Rules

When a superior doesn't want his employees to work on a day prior to a day off even in the middle of the week.
Remember Guys, Tomorrow is our off day so Sunday Rules are in effect. Don't start no shit there won't be no shit. Don't shake the trees.
by clockradiospeakers March 30, 2012
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period rules

here are some basic rules for guys when girls have their periods:
do not make eye contact

stay at least 10 feet away
do not make any conversation if you would like to keep your face in its current state
guy: hey babe
girl: if you dont back up by the count of ten, i will rip your nuts off!!!
guy: ok hun, bye
guy: i just broke the period rules
by gymgirl12 April 10, 2012
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Balmora Rules

Balmora Rules, or Playing by Balmora Rules. To play by the rules used in the City of Balmora Morrowind. To take what you want from someone by lethal force or to otherwise claim someones prior possessions by right of conquest. Often the possessions take or "won" are not even of real use to the conqueror, who only indents to sell them.

Stemming for the Bethesda game "The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind", specifically the in game city of Balmora, the first major city most players reached. Unlike later games in the series, Morrowind had no Essential NPCs. This coupled with the fact that the loot system was not leveled, leaving most high quality gear hard to find, meant that many NPCs were killed for no other reason then that the player wanted to steal their clothes. In addition Morrowind had no means to purchase property, leaving many players to simply kill the owner of a house they liked and take up new residence. This gave the whole game a very lawless and frontier like feel.
"Dude, if we don't get the rent by tomorrow we will be out on the street"
"Well, we could always to take the house back by Balmora rules."

"You gonna buy Breezehome from the Jarl, or save up for a nicer place?"
"Fuck that dude! I ain't wasting that much gold! I just play by Balmora Rules and take houses I want"

"That dude's got a full set of Ebony armor."
"I wear light armor."
"You could still sell for a lot."
"Hmm... yeah. Fuck it, Balmora Rules."
"He he Balmora Rules."
*kills guy and steals ebony armor to sell*
by Relicon October 28, 2013
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Fox Rules

Knowingly saying something you know is false for profit.
I really did my homework mom, I'm not using Fox Rules?
Do you want the truth or can I go by Fox Rules?
by Philip Stevens March 7, 2023
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O’Doyle Rules!

1. A catchphrase taken from the comedy film Billy Madison.

2. An underground pre-YouTube era saying used by pranksters to identify themselves as the mastermind of a successful prank.

3. A declaration of victory or domination in nearly any situation, an ancestor of Pwnd.

4. Used in certain instances, ironically or as a retort (adding insult to injury), by an underdog who claims victory over a highly arrogant opponent after said opponent had stated his/her victory was assured.

5. What one may say after having sexual intercourse, typically said by males.
A: “A gift? Thank you.”
A: Opens gift and sees it’s what was given to B last year.
B: O’Doyle Rules!
by Bricked March 16, 2021
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You know the rules and so do I

S A Y G O O D B Y E *gun shot*
You know the rules and so do IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OK SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
by datboi101lol March 1, 2021
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Rules of Quidditch

When a TV show, movie or book needlessly repeats details from earlier episodes, usually to the annoyance of fans. The term originates from the Harry Potter book series, where the rules of the wizarding sport were painstakingly explained at the beginning of nearly every book.
"We can miss the first five minutes of 24, it's just Rules of Quidditch anyway."
by thaggas December 15, 2011
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