Ruben

Ruben is a bitch who tries to deny the fact that he is a simp and overall bitch

Person 1: Ugh I had to play with Ruben last night.
Person 2: Oh that bitch?

by Gum breath September 14, 2020

Ruben

Usually a brunette which looks like a ginger. They love beards and seldom shave after matric. Quite happy living on a farm and often drives a Ford. Has a husky voice. Very curious in a sexual kind of way.

I wonder if that Ruben likes anal too?!

by _brixn.m January 2, 2017

Ruben

A brown mysterious scp that is really gay and only watches k-on 24/7 if given admin he can turn into the most disliked nigga in the universe

Isaiah: K-on sucks balls
Ruben: GET KICKED NIGGA

by BeanerCheese January 9, 2022

RUBEN

A NOT HANDSOME GUY. NOBODY THINKS HE CUTE WHATSOEVER.... RUDE TOXIC GUY🙄🤠🤡💀

“Omg it’s Ruben”
“He’s not handsome”

by Unicornlovesforever November 5, 2019

Ruben

1) A fat slob from American Idol
2) A fat mexican slob from Valencia High School.

Ruben Telez is a punk ass bitch.

by Dizdik April 16, 2004

ruben

homo who everyone thinks is gay and he is not but he looks like a homo

yo ''ruban'' is a homo

ya he is look at him

i bet he fucks mekiy
look its ruben

by dude879 October 31, 2011

Ruben

A fat little man who plays shitnite all day and jacks off to peppa pig getting raped and their dad left them thats why nobody loves him, he is also very gay and gets raped by his mummy, he he also has downsyndrome and his brother is ricky berwick. He is illiterate and can walk without having an autism attack.

Look there is a person who cant walk or read and they have downsyndrome his name must be ruben

by Big man Josh February 8, 2020