rowan’s that one nigga at school you don’t wanna fuck with. everyone knows she can mess your shit up real fucking quick. you don’t wanna test her bc she’ll beat your ass. this nigga is always the hottest in the school and makes the guys go crazy. her friends don’t understand how she feels most of the time bc she keeps her feelings to herself. but she can get a nigga so fast. all the guys be drooling over her.
person 1: bro rowan just fucking broke his wrist today
person 2: damn that’s so hot but are we surprised
person 2: damn that’s so hot but are we surprised
by cuuchee April 9, 2019

a genius British actor, famouse for his role in the Black adder. one of the funniest things ever to touch a tv screen.
by Cian Shelley May 14, 2008

Throne of Glass (Sarah J Maas) character. Has tattoo. Mate of AELIN ASHRYVER WHITETHORN GALATHINYUS the absolute fekn QUEEN. Had long, silvery white hair but chopped it all off and the fandom mourned. 😭
by Fictionaryy October 21, 2020

An absolute legend who makes the greatest memes of all time
Someone who always gets that bread
The world's best novice rower
Someone who always gets that bread
The world's best novice rower
Person 1: Hey, you know Rowan Cahill?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's that guy who totally fucked Billy's girl!
Person 1: He also makes the best memes of all time!
Person 2: what an absolute unit.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's that guy who totally fucked Billy's girl!
Person 1: He also makes the best memes of all time!
Person 2: what an absolute unit.
by secreturbandictionaryuser March 20, 2019

by Sim February 21, 2004

A highly advanced cybernetic android sent from the future with one goal; to educate the masses with really nice hair.
Mr. Rowan is a knight of malta, a hardcore book reader, and will engage u in any argument, regardless of topic, and win. He can run the speed of sound and if wasnt chained to the earth would leap from building to buidling slaughtering the innocent.
by Big Tobbes January 11, 2009

by ur nan is my grandad January 4, 2018
