One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.
Jim: Hey Mark what's up?
Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.
Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!
Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.
Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!
Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
by acelticsfan November 17, 2010
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When a man's wife "comes out of the closet" as a lesbian and divorces her husband; like what happened to Ross on Friends.
Did you hear about Sally? She totally Rossed her husband. She came out of the closet and wants a divorce so she can live with her girlfriend.
by "Rossed" in OC October 18, 2008
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by ross the boss09 May 3, 2009
Get the Rossed mug.Rowser is an evil creature in a High School far, far away. He claims to be the assistant principal but in reality, his only human aspect is his head. The rest of his body is that of Bowser, a character in the popular "Mario" video game series. He's obsessed with two things; pie and torturing children.
His arch nemesis is the Latin teacher at a high school, far, far away. His name is Matthew and he dresses in tight tights and wears a feathered cap. He rides a pony on his quest to defend Peach, before he realizes that she's an ugly slut.
His arch nemesis is the Latin teacher at a high school, far, far away. His name is Matthew and he dresses in tight tights and wears a feathered cap. He rides a pony on his quest to defend Peach, before he realizes that she's an ugly slut.
by Sarahsadork March 30, 2008
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"Your son Nick is really a rubble rouser, he kept dealing drugs and having sex in class"
"Im sorry mam, im sure his rubble rousing will cease eventually"
"Im sorry mam, im sure his rubble rousing will cease eventually"
by thehes31 November 2, 2011
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"oh man, Rossendo is such a pansy."
"Rossendo says LOL a whole lot."
"he fell asleep first, Ross' is so weaksauce."
"Rossendo says LOL a whole lot."
"he fell asleep first, Ross' is so weaksauce."
by MongoChannak October 18, 2008
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