Rossendo

a silly boy with a cool name, is fun to throw wet cards at and likes the color green. born in the streets of chicago on may 15th and currently held prisoner in the suburbs of california. tries to stay up late partying with channaks. has a good sense of humor and is very fun to talk to. likes panda express and is as 'pretty' as a pansy.

"oh man, Rossendo is such a pansy."
"Rossendo says LOL a whole lot."
"he fell asleep first, Ross' is so weaksauce."

by MongoChannak October 18, 2008

Rosendo

The most sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will come into your life and out, once you meet him he’ll be a asshole but after a while you will fall in love with him. He will be someone you always need in your life.

Yo Rosendo asked you out?! Girllll you better say yessss

by New Jersey May 14, 2019

rosendo

super romantic and a good smooth talker

martha wants a rosendo

by girlwithhim December 22, 2008

Rosendo

A god among men, the greatest person on earth.

I wish someone awesome was here! Wait! My prayers have been answered! Rosendo is here!

by HELLION2112 September 30, 2011

rossendale

An area on the border of Greater Manchester, not so far from Bury, Bolton, Burnley etc; Made famous for its Ski Slope.
Inhabited by inbreds, specifically in Bacup, and now becoming more predominant in Rawtenstall and Haslingden.
There are also alot of asians who think they are 2pac, and alot of people of irish/celtic descent.

local; 'oi ere ya, u got a spare fag or wot?'

by ? April 7, 2004

rosendo

the cringiest alpha male you will ever meet, but in a good way. Sometime's he says things that just make you go "sheeeesh." Super nice and wholesome, great guy to be around. 9/10 times you talk to him, he will be a mood booster and possibly kiss his muscles. big dick energy overall. impressive cock. adores fubuki and high thighs.

"your name is rosendo right?"
"yes kitten" *kisses muscles*

by Qunt_ January 30, 2021

rosendo

the cringiest alpha male you will ever meet, but in a good way. Sometime's he says things that just make you go "sheeeesh." Super nice and wholesome, great guy to be around. 9/10 times you talk to him, he will be a mood booster and possibly kiss his muscles. big dick energy overall. impressive cock. adores fubuki and high thighs.

"your name is rosendo right?"
"yes kitten" *kisses muscles*

by Qunt_ January 30, 2021