Describing a difficult task.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
by Htes October 1, 2017
Get the Socks on a rooster mug.“Hey bro, you hookup with that hot little gaysian last night?”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”
by Shiggles July 16, 2014
Get the riding the rooster mug.1. A situation where one realizes that they do not know themselves as well as they think, shattering their grip on reality.
2. A horrible, failed attempt at saying something profound.
2. A horrible, failed attempt at saying something profound.
by drinkbootysweatplz December 25, 2008
Get the Rooster Illusion mug.1: Double useless, something with no point at all. Comes off of "tits on" any male mammal, since males don't nurse the young; chickens of course don't nurse their young at all, so tits would be especially useless on a rooster.
2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts
2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts
He's not even tits on a boar, at best he's tits on a rooster.
So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.
She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.
So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.
She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.
by old lang guy October 29, 2006
Get the tits on a rooster mug.Sean: why is this shit called rooster juice?
David: cause it will knock your cock off.
*one hour later*
Sean: holy shit
David: cause it will knock your cock off.
*one hour later*
Sean: holy shit
by Charles Christopherson April 11, 2008
Get the rooster juice mug.When you stop someone from having sexual relations with a member of the opposite sex. Commonly used so you dont have to call your girlfriends best friend a cock block in front of her.
Rooster= cock, Wall=block
see cock block
Rooster= cock, Wall=block
see cock block
Man 1: I almost got in my girls pants but her friend kept calling so we had to leave to pick her up.
Man 2: Damn. Rooster Wall-ed
Man 2: Damn. Rooster Wall-ed
by George Tedd December 27, 2009
Get the Rooster wall mug.by mr johnson October 26, 2006
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