Gay slang name for a guy that follows around other men and their 4 wheel drives trying to get in their mud hole. Gorton special
by Gilbilly March 14, 2017
Describing a difficult task.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
by Htes October 01, 2017
1. A situation where one realizes that they do not know themselves as well as they think, shattering their grip on reality.
2. A horrible, failed attempt at saying something profound.
2. A horrible, failed attempt at saying something profound.
by drinkbootysweatplz December 25, 2008
1: Double useless, something with no point at all. Comes off of "tits on" any male mammal, since males don't nurse the young; chickens of course don't nurse their young at all, so tits would be especially useless on a rooster.
2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts
2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts
He's not even tits on a boar, at best he's tits on a rooster.
So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.
She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.
So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.
She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.
by old lang guy October 29, 2006
Sean: why is this shit called rooster juice?
David: cause it will knock your cock off.
*one hour later*
Sean: holy shit
David: cause it will knock your cock off.
*one hour later*
Sean: holy shit
by Charles Christopherson March 28, 2008
When you stop someone from having sexual relations with a member of the opposite sex. Commonly used so you dont have to call your girlfriends best friend a cock block in front of her.
Rooster= cock, Wall=block
see cock block
Rooster= cock, Wall=block
see cock block
Man 1: I almost got in my girls pants but her friend kept calling so we had to leave to pick her up.
Man 2: Damn. Rooster Wall-ed
Man 2: Damn. Rooster Wall-ed
by George Tedd December 28, 2009
by mr johnson October 24, 2006