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Ronaldo

Born on the 5 of February, he has since become one of the most famous and well known footballers in all of football. he has been to 4 different clubs but 5 in total. He started at sporting and then moved to Manchester United where he made a name for himself. Then he went to Real Madrid where he really showed his potential. Noodle hair, ucl bycicle kicks and the second highest goals in a calendar year all happened at Real Madrid. Then he went to Juventus which was mostly uneventful. Then to when this was wrote, he is back at Manchester united where we sit 7th in the league, we are not doing so good but anyway, he is cemented in football history forever and is my all-time goat.
Grandpa: Who is Ronaldo?

Boy: He is the greatest footballer ever
by Myyotic April 20, 2022
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chrizztiano ronaldo

The act of being a soccer player whilst maintaining immaculate rizz.
George: Did you see Henry’s game last night?! He got all the girls. Bro is Chrizztiano Ronaldo
by Paul Zuez May 20, 2023
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Indiano Ronaldo

The king. Better than Ronaldo.

Also featured on the song “Starter Level Freestyle” with Ronaldo
Indiano Ronaldo: your sister gave me head so go back to bed

ElPreciooo: GOODNIGHT!!
by unknow7337 September 28, 2023
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Ronaldo

Who loves to score penalty. He dives frequently. Penalties are overhyping his career.
He is Ronaldo.
by DiverPenaldo October 10, 2020
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Ronaldo vs Messi

Two of the greatest football champions and we all know who is better.
by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023
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Ronaldo

Ronaldo: Sex?
Girl: Yes Please
by BBC STUDIOS November 21, 2021
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