Roberto

A fat retard Mexican

Look at that stupid Roberto

by Niggafied January 1, 2024

Roberto

SPIC-Mows lawns for a living and will do it for anything even if it’s a dime. Has a dad that is a homo and landscapes everything but his cock. Recently crossed the boarder but will be sent back soon

That stupid Roberto forgot to bring his spic clan to mow my lawn

by Jake madalon April 28, 2019

Robertoism

The feeling of being lit while also simping. Especially at random times.

Look at Alexander, Robertoism at its finest.

by Stayyy.wettt June 5, 2018

Roberto

Now if ur a Roberto that’s a dad then u suck and left ur kids and u always go back to ur hoe’s but if ur a Roberto jr then ur cool

Roberto yea I rather be with my hoe kid then my actual kid

Some damn

by Ur mom dick November 23, 2021

Roberto isn’t real

A fact. Roberto isn’t real.

Girl 1: Roberto isn’t real

Girl 2: so true!

by Anita-wita August 24, 2022

Roberto Rodriguez

He is very ugly, his mom adopted him, he is very vegan, an has a very small peepe, he likes girls who are named after minerals, only drinks bath water. His brother not adopted usually his name is Ivan and Ivan is very sexy and a very tall man he looks like the sexy version of Godzilla. Roberto will die virgin and he will have his first kiss with a man it will be his last

Roberto Rodriguez has a very small peepee but Ivan has a very big peepee

by Fuck you kid you’re so adopted December 4, 2019