Reuben

🧂

hey have you heard of reuben?
oh yeah isnt he

🧂
yeah thats him

by RaptorXTS November 9, 2020

Reuben

Sponge Bob

Omg it’s “Reuben”!!!!

by Whalgan April 26, 2021

Reuben

Reuben has such a big dick that Lana Rhodes can’t even eat it. He’s the nicest hottest person you’ll ever meet and he’s great at sex. He’s athletic sexy and a great person. Girls go crazy for him.

Reuben is so fucking smeggsy

by cockeater42069 May 7, 2021

Reuben

doesnt make any effort apart from burping. doesnt give love and affetcion uses you as a prostitute

ew thats reuben?

by unknownnteehee November 9, 2021

Reuben

A guy who is most likely to go all in too quickly and bite you at the back of a cinema during the new bond film. he tends to be petty and stubborn, even if its his own downfall. long story short - don't date a Reuben

"What's that mark on your neck?

"Oh, Reuben got hungry"
"what a cannibal!"

by imgaynowbcofhim:) March 14, 2022

Gal Reubens

A common name among the jewish people of India, usually used to name a god, or Satan him self, Zeus described him once as "the most evilest of penises, only to be used once, maybe twice, but not trice".

Gal Reubens is Hades' brother and and Posidan's father

by Itay Kofman Ben Zona March 15, 2022

Reuben

Stupidest person on earth, also a big simp.

“Reuben likes me, ew 🤬”

by By: Maddi M :) January 31, 2022