residuedoo

Poop stains left in the bowl after you flush

I had to throw toilet paper into the bowl and flush twice to get rid of my residuedoo.

by climbikejk May 25, 2011

Residential Dating

When a guy ONLY wants to "date" a girl in the privacy of his/her home.

Residential dating involves a guy and girl spending time together at his or her place and never going out on dates in the public.

Residential dating is fine for already established couples, but is inappropriate for 1st, 2nd or even 3rd dates.

by The Dating Guru December 13, 2012

residual feelings

Residual feelings are feelings that remaine after a relationship that has ended over the course of some period of time. Often covered up with a lie of boredom when caught looking at an ex partners facebook page or instagram.

No I swear there are no residual feelings. I just asked if we might've worked out for the sake of closure. Of course I love you.

by ~Carpe Diem~ June 28, 2017

Resident Sheriff

A Person In A Neighborhood Or Apartment Building Who Freaks Out Over Any Peep Either A Mailman Walking Up To The Next Doors Neighbors Door Or Someone Unknown Ringing The Doorbell On Either Their Door Or The One Next Door

Andrew Don’t Mind Renee In Apartment 2E The Resident Sheriff Of The 2nd Floor

by Andy Sor November 29, 2020

cumshot residu

Traces of semen left at a crime scene. With in-depth (anal)ysis of this 'CSR' it's possible to retrieve the male culprit who has been involved in the crime.

'Maybe.. if we use the cumshot residu (csr) on the mass spectrometer we could find the killer - CSI

by bootyhunter72 January 13, 2014

Lambton Residence

A small, old, moldy motel, Now know as Lambton residence. You will often mistake it for a small prison to which dreams go to die. Now inhibited by county hicks, stoners and stuck up assholes in Paramedic, the student social life is really dead. If you expect any fun activities to be held at residence... don't.

Mary: oh where do you live?

Jake: I live in Lambton Residence.
Mary: oh..ew.

by heyo896753 March 22, 2020

rectoplasmic residue

More than a fart. Less than a shart. A poopy residue left on your undies from the build up of farting throughout the day. Not quite a skid mark. Looks more like a brown cloud.

I can’t own white underwear. The rectoplasmic residue the builds up is way too noticeable.

by Tigerstyle March 13, 2021