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shitter's remorse

The feeling of remorse you feel after you think you finished taking a shit and you wipe and flush, and you realize you haven't finished.
As I stood up, a wave of shitter's remorse flushed over me as I realized - I hadn't finished.
by ass connoisseur January 10, 2014
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smugglers remorse

When you don't bring weed on an international flight for fear of drug sniffing dogs and you end up going through customs in 7 seconds and the only dog you see is Snoopy in a MetLife advertisement
Howie had smugglers remorse when he didn't bring weed travelling to Canada and his whole group was whisked through customs without even checking passports.
by TravelWithCare January 12, 2017
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tweeter's remorse

The feeling immediately following a tweet that you regret having sent. Typically felt after responding in a unfriendly way to someone's useless, inappropriate or lame tweet.
Tweeter: So in love with Jacob, I think I'll marry him.
Response: So then why were you fucking his friend Harry last night?

To friend: Oh boy, I shouldn't have tweeted that. I'm having tweeter's remorse.
by CarbonCrappie September 8, 2010
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Snacker's Remorse

when one consumes copious amounts of decadent nutritionally-deficient snacks and feels regret about the gluttony soon thereafter.

while snacker's remorse normally occurs with calorie-heavy treats that have busted the snacker's diet, this sentiment can also occur when a person consumes a treat that doesnt taste the way they were hoping, or tastes really really bad.
I shouldn't have had three of those dark chocolate bars! They were SO good, but now I'm filled with snacker's remorse!

I had a snack attack this afternoon and I just had to eat that whole bag of chips. Now I have snacker's remorse.

Oh man, the gooey yellow squares on that tray are really nasty! Snacker's remorse!
by shanhorton January 21, 2009
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Breyers Remorse

The immediate regret one feels when looking at an empty carton from ice cream consumed in fit of binge eating.
Evelyn licked the remaining drops of Rocky Road Ice cream from her spoon when she looked in horror at the empty carton and was filled with Breyers Remorse. The diet begins NOW, she thought.
by IdeamanChicago July 15, 2014
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pic remorse

A feeling of deep regret felt almost immediately after releasing a picture of yourself to the internet
ricardo do i look insane in this pic?
slightly wendy

(she is now having pic remorse)
by mariabot May 26, 2009
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Gamers Remorse

the regretfull feeling one gets whilst trudging exhaustedly through the day after a dutiful night of gaming...
Tim: Why are you so tired Dylan?
Dylan: I have gamers remorse...
Tim: Ahhh, too much World of Warcraft last night?
by Captain Fodder January 12, 2011
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