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Random:hey do u kno where the train station is im running late and have to be at the city by 5 o clock
John:nope
Random:k thankyou anyway
Craig:dude who was that?
John:just sum random
John:nope
Random:k thankyou anyway
Craig:dude who was that?
John:just sum random
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1. (The common descriptive definition) This word is sadly overused, but in the correct situation as in the example below, this is the only suitable word and it accurately and sometimes hilariously describes the situation. . . . Perhaps saying something is a non sequitur can be used in place of random in some instances.
**Anyone who would prefer only to hear and use this word only in the context particle physics needs to 1. get a life, 2. get over it, and 3. realize that this is "urban dictionary" and that the prescriptive definition should be looked for in a dictionary not here.
**Anyone who would prefer only to hear and use this word only in the context particle physics needs to 1. get a life, 2. get over it, and 3. realize that this is "urban dictionary" and that the prescriptive definition should be looked for in a dictionary not here.
Teacher in front of the entire school: Good morning. How is everybody today? Good? Good! Today we are here to talk about life insurance, so let me introduce our guest Mr. Bob Fowler.
Bob: Thank you, life insurance is . . .
Student to his friend: So anyways, I was just thinking . . . wouldn't it be weird if people were made of plastic?
Student 2: Dude! Your so random . . . maybe . . . I guess . . . ? What's for lunch today?
Bob: Thank you, life insurance is . . .
Student to his friend: So anyways, I was just thinking . . . wouldn't it be weird if people were made of plastic?
Student 2: Dude! Your so random . . . maybe . . . I guess . . . ? What's for lunch today?
random by Elated Discord February 11, 2008
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When does it happen? ...When does what happen? IT! Oh. That. No, those! Who? THAT! That's not what I meant. I asked second! Go burn in hell, slim jim. ...What was the question again? Screw flanders? Scew flanders.
celia_dah_walrus: Ask me if I'm a truck! ASK ME IF I'M A TRUCK!!
classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck?
celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha!!!
classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck?
celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha!!!
random by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003
random
Twelve monkeys dancing on a pink trampoline whilst singing "Louie, Louie" and drinking banana daquiris. Also, Snoop Dogg is playing the bongos and discussing physics with Albert Einstein and Fred Durst in the corner of the lunchroom, eating pie, cheddar cheese, and dung beetles.
Random random random random DUCK random random random FUCK random random.
random by Egyptian Feces Gones Mad, or Just to Hawaii May 19, 2004
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random by Agent n00beh April 18, 2005
Random
Random, acting or doing things that are in some way weird. A person who is random may also be classified as a tool. Someone who is random may have a mental condition, severe uglyness syndrome or even be from a different country and does not speak your language.
Person A; says something toatally out of context whilst in converstion with person B.
Person B says; Fuck off you random son of a bitch.
Originated in Canberra, Australia
Person B says; Fuck off you random son of a bitch.
Originated in Canberra, Australia