What happens when your partner didn't clean out their rectal cavity well enough and you have anal sex. You pull out after a good session and find out you have a brown ring around the base of your penis.
Man I forgot to clean up after sex with Sheila last night. Gosh darn, had the worst case of raccoon dick I've ever seen
by Doc Starr November 26, 2020
Get the Raccoon dickmug. When you have been partying hard for a few days with no sleep you get dark rings around your eyes, known as raccoon eyes..
by PLaY KiTTY December 11, 2009
Get the Raccoon Eyesmug. In the act of recieving fellatio a man punches the female counterpart in both eyes simultaneously. This causes her to have two black eyes while her mouth is around the penis.
During the blow job my bitch was using her teeth, so to even the score I gave her a raccoon on a stick.
by BPJ January 26, 2006
Get the raccoon on a stickmug. Can mean many things, cool, dope, fly. Also, craziness or nonsense. Milwaukee's version of crunk, ill, hyphy, gnarly.
by H Diesel May 6, 2008
Get the Raccoon Moneymug. when you wear your sunglasses in the sun too long and get the reverse racoon look. Most common in spring skiing while wearing goggles.
by OV08 March 10, 2010
Get the raccoon eyesmug. A Hallucinogen, it has a psychodelic effect on humans, with no known side effects, also known as Raccoon semen it is quite hard to obtain for ethical reasons, but is completely legal.
by the yup April 16, 2013
Get the raccoon cummug. an alpha raccoon is what you get when you survive a raccoon attack you get like 10 sec before he gose ape shit on u and ur house
by fitz1234 January 3, 2019
Get the alpha raccoonmug.