A very fat but funny dude. He can gain 20 pounds in one week and never lose it. Roberto is the kind of guy to get left on opened and say "she is playing hard to get"
by Pr ri 7b November 2, 2022
Get the Robertomug. Roberto he like ass.
by Chinchunchanku November 23, 2021
Get the Robertomug. by Littledickmarcus888 November 21, 2021
Get the Roberto di Giambattistamug. The coolest guy u will ever meet, seriously, this guy will make u laugh every time u talk to him. Also he is intelligent AF. He is so intelligent that he calculated the percentage of people that like him and dislike him(0.2% haters)
Example: hey! U saw that swag man over there?!
Person 2: that ain't no normal person, that's ROBERTO
Person 2: that ain't no normal person, that's ROBERTO
by Ilovechinks737382 April 11, 2018
Get the Robertomug. He is very ugly, his mom adopted him, he is very vegan, an has a very small peepe, he likes girls who are named after minerals, only drinks bath water. His brother not adopted usually his name is Ivan and Ivan is very sexy and a very tall man he looks like the sexy version of Godzilla. Roberto will die virgin and he will have his first kiss with a man it will be his last
by Fuck you kid you’re so adopted December 4, 2019
Get the Roberto Rodriguezmug.