The Biblical name for pop star Rihanna. Rihanna's fans, the RihTards, worship her musical and rejoice in her many blessings.
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Get the Reham mug.A Rigamortis Tortoise is a vile and disgusting creature. Often cold and calloused, Rigamortis Tortoise can disgust even the most hardcore of people. Rigamortis Tortoise often has an undeserved sense of entitlement caused by birth.
We caught Rigamortis Tortoise walking out of the morgue with a bottle of astroglide and a pink dildo. That disgusting vermin.
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Get the Rigamortis Tortoise mug.Adjective used to describe all things Rihanna. May also, but not always be used to describe someone or something that is equally stupendous. May never be used to describe anything Beyonce.
Mallory: Did you hear Rihanna's new song, We Found Love?
Marjory: Definitely, isn't it great?
Mallory: No it's Rihannatastic
Marjory: Definitely, isn't it great?
Mallory: No it's Rihannatastic
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Get the rihana mug.Rihanna is a stuck up, rude, nasty b!tch and she wants to get in anyone’s pants. Rihanna is for the team and she belongs to the fuck!ng streets
Rihanna is a bitch
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Get the Rihanna mug.a girl who is continuously beaten by a lover and still goes back to that same lover as if they are perfect people; a line from Christopher Titus' Voice in my Head
If your friend comes to you and she's crying that her boyfriend hit her and she comes back next week engaged and living with the same man, she isn't just a retard but a rihannatard.
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