rectum ranger

The term often used for a middle aged man who engages in same sex endeavours.

jonno is often seen frequenting men only bars, its been said that hes a know rectum ranger

by hes a right uphill gardener February 22, 2019

Rectum Wrangler

One who views the human anus as a means for venting anger. These dangerous people destroy anuses worldwide with fierce thrusts of their genitalia.

Peter:Look out Billy-John, I hear there's been sightings of an rectum wrangler in town Billy-John: Oh no Peter! We should plug our anuses to prevent total destruction!

by werALLskrewd November 3, 2010

walking rectum

A person who is not merely an asshole, but much much worse.

Oh yeah, I know Kevin, and I think he is a walking rectum.

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

rectum discharge

When you are pushing out a fart u discharge fecal out of ur ass

holy shit man that waz a big rectum discharge

by charney December 6, 2003

rectum roulette

a game you play if you enjoy giving anal sex where you're never quite sure what the state of the arse is in, therefore it is a roulette of rectums.

normal-tight-normal-loose-tight-goatse, you lose :)

by fuckbucket April 6, 2005

rectum spelunker

One who explores the rectum using various tools including wine corks, Samoan plantains, Red Bull energy drinks, de-clawed chinchillas, and enchiladas. Machimbre can be loaded into the rectal cavity as a safety precaution.

I'd spelunk that rectum in a New York minute.-Colin N. Gibson SS#:537340557
He's a rectum spelunker alright.

by dan and matt February 15, 2006

Rectum-fish

A suprisingly large gruesome parasite that situates itself on the overhanging skin of a persons arsehole. It lives off the juices slowly secreated through the bumhole, and its lifespan it approximatly 7.6 years! Being harmless itself, a rectum-fish can however, cause accute discomfort to its host, if it has been sitting down for long periods of time, as this restricts it's oxygen supply, making it squirm.

Man: I gotta go to the doctors' later today, I've gotta a bitch of a Rectum-fish sucking out my guts.

by Mr.Pete December 3, 2007