s’r’n’m’m

A way of abbreviating "sir and ma'am", thereby saving you 2 seconds of your life.

Thank you for the new shoes, s’r’n’m’m

by dsleumas37 November 26, 2009

A.S.M.R

Ass smackn mamas ravioli

DAME that was some good A.S.M.R

by Gaming Stitch February 17, 2019

R.H.M.

"Red Hot Managomy"

Hey babe, I'm so excited for our R.H.M. tonight 😙❤

by StuffedDonut October 11, 2018

R.A.M.

This stands for Random Accessible Manhood. In many circumstances, men need to access certain degrees of manhood to accomplish a task. Sometimes the accessible degree of manhood is random and over or under the degree needed which can make him look like a hero or a hoser.

While nursing his fifth dry stout, the fetching barmaid, Maddie asked Beau to open a fresh jar of olives. Instead of accomplishing this request with ease, Beau struggled and felt humiliated. Oddly enough it was not eight moments later when he quickly cooled a conflict between two meatheads. Maddie comped him another pint and said his R.A.M. made him mysterious.

by von groovy July 13, 2017

R.A.M

R.A.M is the abbriviation for "Ripped as a Motherfucker" Derived from the expression H.A.M meaning hard as a motherfucker, R.A.M is often used to describe someone under the influence of Marijauna. Therefore being R.A.M "Ripped as a Motherfucker"

Steve: Hey Marc, whats wrong with Jim?

Marc: Dude, Jim's R.A.M right now, just let him go.

by RastaBahn September 5, 2011

C.R.I.M.E.

(n) noun: Anachronism for an elite group of PWNers.

Meaning: Citizens Ragging on Incompetent Morrons for Entertainment
on and for are lower case cause they are T3h suck.

Origin of werd: Antietam PA

Werd master: Eskimoe

Guy 1: My friends and I are a bunch of C.R.I.M.E.
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Citizens Ragging on Incompetent Morrons for Entertainment! :P
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: We PWN all and make them feel bad.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 3: I gots me some bacon.

by Eskimoe (a.k.a. Babbitt) June 19, 2007

C.R.U.M.P.

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.

Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."

by VRnomore April 27, 2010